Hi, Iâ€™m Chris.
Lets cut the crap now. I know â€œIâ€™m cute and adorableâ€� and that I have â€œnice eyes, a crooked smileâ€� and greasy hair (The greasy hair part is true, hence the lack of quotations). A picture can tell a thousand words, try something more clever than the two most common.
I can assure you that I am opinionated, free-spirited [in my head], slightly deranged, smart but somewhat flaky at times. I â€˜towerâ€™ at about 5â€²8â€³, 16 years of age, I reside on Long Island [New Yawk].
I burp all the time, yell when Iâ€™m talked over, blast my music louder than a nuclear bomb, hate the question â€˜Whatâ€™s your favorite band?â€™. Iâ€™m not the most exciting living body of the human species, but I try.