Hi, I’m Chris.

Lets cut the crap now. I know “I’m cute and adorable” and that I have “nice eyes, a crooked smile” and greasy hair (The greasy hair part is true, hence the lack of quotations). A picture can tell a thousand words, try something more clever than the two most common.

I can assure you that I am opinionated, free-spirited [in my head], slightly deranged, smart but somewhat flaky at times. I ‘tower’ at about 5′8″, 16 years of age, I reside on Long Island [New Yawk].

I burp all the time, yell when I’m talked over, blast my music louder than a nuclear bomb, hate the question ‘What’s your favorite band?’. I’m not the most exciting living body of the human species, but I try.