I work at a retirement home and this is the conversation I had with one of the residents today:
John: Did you bring me my decaf, Emily?
Me: Of course.
John: I knew you wouldn't forget me, Emily.
Me: I'll never forget you, John.
John: The last time girl said that to me, she kept her word and waited for me to come from overseas.
Me: That is so sweet, did you marry her?
John: I did. She was the only girl I ever loved.