... cuz I'm 60 feet tall.
These hefty boots weigh in at 2.2 lbs each which means my calves are getting quite the workout every time I slip them on! They feature laces underneath the jungle of silver buckles and straps. Fortunately, I don't have to tie myself into these statement death traps- a convenient zipper gives me easy access in and out. The platforms are 6 inches at highest, but since I'm so unbelievably short, I only stand 5 foot 8 when I've got them on!