The perfect shoes are comparable to nice lingerie. They support you, they are friends to your breasts (oops, I mean feet), they make you look attractive and completely at one with yourself, they are an extension of your body. When you wear them, they should feel like they are moulded to you, you don't even think about taking them off (unlike lingerie...).
The perfect pair of shoes are dfferent for everyone, as well as being an extension of your body, they are an extension of your personality, and an extension of the character you're dressing up as today.
I deserve to be a JC designer because I'm able to deliver a pair of shoes that'll make many, many pairs of feet happy. That, and also the fact that I would be over the moon (literally) to have that awesome kind of opportunity.
Anyway, I'm eating Korean chilli (when I say chilli, I mean CHILLI) noodles and I can't type anymore or my mouth is going to literally burst into flames.
More pics: jesslovesfred.com/2009/10/polar-opposites.html