Too bad you can't see my shoes in this pic because they're rad! Patent leather on top with a black pyramid stud with hot pink and black leopard wedge bottoms.
And the dress...
You're too fun to ever be called anyone's ball and chain even if you end up settling down...someday. But today strut your single stuff in a dress as comfy as your white t shirt, but much more special. This sweet t shirt dress has slight puff sleeves, a tiny polka dot ribbon decorating its mini pocket and a huge lace bow outlined with a chain to remind future prospective mates you may look sweet but won't be messed with. Add some lace tights, buckled booties, vintage teal leather jacket and let onlookers beware.