Saturday cartoons... a great way to begin any weekend! Today I feel like a mother f*ck*ng super villain so I made a look to tell the world that I AM BANDIT KEITH AND I AM AMERICA. For those of you who do not know Bandit Keith, he is truly the pinnacle of cartoon fashion.
This is Bandit Keith: absoluteanime.com/yu-gi-oh/keith.gif
Of course, the most important part of this look is the American Flag. It was difficult finding one in my homeland, but I managed to order it online. What a relief!
You may notice the plume of a creature protruding from the rear of my skull. This is the feather of the majestic balt eagle. Often associated with Amerika, Balt Eagle is the pinnacle of cartoon fashion. I am in the military. Did you know? If a Balt Eagle feather ever falls to the ground, only Myself or any other Qualified Member of the United State Military has permission to retrieve it. Fascinating!!
The shirt is one I purchased at an old consignment shop near the house where I spent most of my childhood; now closed. This thin basketball jersey is close to my heart and soul; I wear it on days when I awaken with a feeling of nostalgia. The jersey is reversible: imagine that!!
These glasses are really quite a treat. They can be typical spectacles, or... flip! They turn into sunglasses! I like these because they are both an accessory and a toy. Multi purpose is the only way.
Least important is the slacks. I am not usually one to wear such tight pants, but they are very comfortable. I am confident in my manhood so I might as well flaunt it! You dig?
Well thank you for looking at my look, and I bid you the fairest of well days!