Pirates call me half beard. I was trying to make a fashion statement, but people assumed I just forgot to shave the other half of my beard. I'm sporting some vete camo (Veteran Camoflauge) and Speedo swim trunks. Haole style swim trunks, killuh vibez, and a mofuckin' secret agent like 007 or Mr. Magoo. This look is like epic failure gnar gnar style. Glitched up. Dig it!