My dude #trappped (youtube.com/trappppped) came over and we hit up some local spots for some IRL #trollin'!
trappped has acted as adviser to many #youtube top stars (not to name names, but we're talkin' top 100 YouTubers of all time, several of those) and helped them out with some truly gnarly #pranks.
He thought it would be best to start off with some #classic McDonald's drive-thru #cup #grabs. Then we did a sick prank where we sang #rap lyrics through a McDonald's drive-thru. By the time we had #pranked #pranked that particular McDonald's about a dozen times, they were pretty pissed off, so we headed out in search of more fertile #trolling #trolling grounds.
Next up, we went to the mall for some classic falling down pranks. We took turns falling, convincing onlookers that we had hurt ourselves, then would run off giggling. It was pretty choice. We also did a little bit of #shoplifting. trappped took a Dreamcast memory thing from GameStop. I feel like if we had gotten in trouble, this look would've let the authorities know that we're #harmless boyish pranksters and not real bad guys.
So many #hot #girls in the mall. You always see one or two old guys walking around with their hands in their pockets scoping out the girls--they're #gross! I talked to a few of the girls and let them know how gross the old guys were and they agreed. They seemed to like me because the way I talk, I talk like them to let them know I'm cool. I try not to imagine certain things especially when these girls are like s_v_nteen or even s_xteen, so instead I have to imagine other things. I imagine getting into a head-on car #crash and my whole body getting #mashed #up until it is like a handful of pizza dough with #sausage #chunks. Just my whole body getting mashed into #smithereens in about three seconds, such a fast and hard collision that it utterly destroys my whole physical being, because that's about has #hard and #fast as I'd ____ my ____ while thinking about these girls. #perfect #princesses, untouchable princesses bounding forever through the green fields in my mind. I am strong because I need to be in order to protect them. I just want to #protect them never want to #hurt them. If they don't want me too then I would have to hurt them though. I need someone to #kill #me because I obviously don't have the courage to. A #bullet #in #the #brain or maybe a couple #zip-ties around my neck are in my future, that's for sure. I guess the reason I have such a low opinion of other people is because I have such a #low #opinion of myself. Subconsciously (I would never admit this out loud) I know that I am worse than a pile of dog food. I deserve to be stuffed in a #prison cell with no air and be #left #to #rot until I'm just bones. Call me Just Bones Tace. JBT 4 Ever. Kill me kill me #kill #me #kill #me