Hold your ground! Hold your ground!
Singles of Gondor, of Rohan, my pussies,
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.
A day may come when the availability of cheesy flower bouquets fails,
when we forsake our chocolates
and break all bonds of addictive clinging,
but it is not this day.
An hour of wolves and sentimental sweethearts,
when the age of men comes crashing down,
but it is not this day!
This day we fight!!
By all that you hold dear on this good Earth,
I bid you stand, pagans of the West!!!