Unsure whether skin cancer is caused by unfiltered Sun Wrath or the chemicals in almighty, mysterious Sun Screen, I have taken our oldest known civilizations of survivors as inspiration to protect me from the grueling sun and the pervasive heat. #HaremPants purchased from a #Tibetan stand in Camden Town, London, provide me with a #silhouette I haven't explored enough--and with #pockets! What a revolution, to be #female and clad in something as #pragmatic as it is stylish. Not to be confused as co-opting any particular culture's aesthetic, I maintain my signature flash of stomach. Topped with my blonde and #bejeweled tresses, and my #peeptoe #FloatingHeels, I hope this look impresses 'stead of hurting your feels.