How in the name of the Landâ€™s End catalogue do I make this sad, vest-shaped collection of buttons and polyester look good? Not sure I succeeded. Maybe total fail. I keep thinking just what if I had remembered to button that bottom button? Or added one more accessoryâ€¦ or 3? But that might be like topping a three day old McDonaldâ€™s Filet Oâ€™ Fish with truffle shavings â€“ it could contribute some vague palatability, but itâ€™s more just a waste of perfectly good truffle shavings.