I'm holding a cantaloupe and watermelon smoothie that my father made me. He was making me straight cantaloupe and it tasted nasty as hell I didn't have the heart to tell him I thought it tasted awful. Who makes cantaloupe smoothies anyway? I don't like watermelon either but at least I drank this one instead of just pouring it into the sink. As you can see here I am balancing a chair on two legs to represent the equilibrium that I greatly desire to achieve in my life.