Body part, violent verb, city boy face, concrete kerb!
I don't smile enough on pictures, I hate my smile. Here's an attempt for you, anyways.
And yep, wearing shorts underneath, look, and you can say the freyed bits :).
Oh, and I love this cardi!
I know it's spelt 'Norwegian', but the cardi is the first labelled thing and it won't let me edit the tag :\