I'm a poet
Not because it's cool.
But because it's awesome.
I used to be a sneaker fanatic
Until they started costing more than gold.
I watch Adult Swim instead of news.
I tried to be vegetarian twice.
I kick a ball with my right foot.
I own three sock monkeys.
I love gummi bears.
Only the Haribo kind, all others are imposters.
I'm a gemini.