I am the walking definition of a paradox. I summon the ideals of Double Consciousness in a form not yet explored by William Edward Burghardt DuBois. I take what appears to be the absurd and make it true. I capture the elements from both polars of the worlds atmosphere and instantly convert them into particles of my being. I own confusion. Not chaos, but confusion. I befuddle all preconceived notions and transform them to realizations of the nonbeliever. Osmotically, I make others around you believe. I use my character, with the few imperfections that coincide, and impart invaluable insight that allows all who abide to clearly see the fallacious notions. I challenge your thinking. I further your understanding. I educate. I am, Paradoxically Me!