I'm the girl you tell your sons to watch out for.
I was born in the Netherlands, but I live in the North East of England and have done for 15 years, now. It's extremely shit. I fancy a change.
I'm a grammar nazi, who's in love with Johnny Depp.
Give me an emotionally damaged, passive-aggressive Irish man who won't live past 50, due to mild drug and alcohol abuse, and I'll be happy. ♥ϟ