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Ronel Jibril Ornido

Ronel Jibril O.

21ST CENTURY,
Philippines

64 posts

here's a page for quote lovers


post here your original quotes or your all time favorite quotes :)
that can inspire us!

anything under the sun!
love.bitter.jokes.anger.awkward etc
share it now! :)
:)


have an inspirational day lookbookers! :)

over 3 years ago

#1
Ronel Jibril Ornido

Ronel Jibril O.

21ST CENTURY,
Philippines

64 posts

Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for you they can't laugh. :))))

0 · May 20, 2011

#2
Ronel Jibril Ornido

Ronel Jibril O.

21ST CENTURY,
Philippines

64 posts

“Single” doesn't always mean LONELY… the same way that “Relationship” doesn't always mean HAPPY.

0 · May 20, 2011

#3
Ronel Jibril Ornido

Ronel Jibril O.

21ST CENTURY,
Philippines

64 posts

Never take anything for granted. The only thing promised in life is death. Don't ever forget that. :p

0 · May 20, 2011

#5
Ronel Jibril Ornido

Ronel Jibril O.

21ST CENTURY,
Philippines

64 posts

love it! post more so funny haha!



“Single” doesn't always mean LONELY… the same way that “Relationship” doesn't always mean HAPPY.

0 · May 20, 2011

#7
Sophie Rebecca

Sophie R.

LONDON,
United Kingdom

4364 posts

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea

Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brian?s mother: Stop thinking about sex!
Brian: I wasn't!
Brian?s mother: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? "

Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, you're in.

[a line of prisoners files past a jailer]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Prisoner: Yes.
Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.

Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.


I realise none of these are quoted from literature, but just one great film. (Don't worry, I realise I have omitted the most famous quote from that film!)

0 · May 20, 2011

  

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