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I start every week with a 60-mile run. It takes me a minute to run a mile. I proceed to have a breakfast consisting of exactly 12 eleven-armed starfish, 3 capsules of dark matter, 30 gallons of Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Ice Cream and 1 thirty-two-day-old kitten to provide me with the appropriate nutrients to kick-start my body. This meal takes me 3 hours to complete. I then go to my job at the center of the Universe. I commute by way of teleportation. This takes me 21 seconds. When I arrive, I immediately put on a suit of armor that grants me omnipresence, omnipotence, omniscience and omnibenevolence. I do my job without sleep for the rest of the week until 4:00AM Monday at which point, I take take off the suit of armor and end the week by revitalizing myself in the sun's core for 4 hours.