I'm a fuckin red neck, I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishin’ and kill some moose. I like to shoot the shit, do some chillin I guess. You fuck with me and I’ll kick your ass.

Greta? What is there to say about Greta? She’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma. A witticism wrapped in sarcasm. She says the opposite of what she thinks, and people still understand exactly how she feels. A slave to social networking, she feels lost and empty without Tumblr and Twitter. Frequents the theatre, both onstage and in the audience. Possessed by an obsessive personality, this generally leads to her acquiring huge amounts of merchandise relating to her fandoms, which include Doctor Who, Glee and more recently, Sherlock. Rarely seen without a snide remark and a roll of the eyes, she finds people who are gormless and uneducated a waste of time. The true colour of her hair has been lost long ago, along with her sense of decency and her conscience. Often overly vain and full of pride and self-worth, she can often come across as arrogant, and may give off the vibe that she doesn’t like you. However this is generally not so, as the way she expresses fondness and caring is through a quick insult or by poking fun at the things you love. Seeks male who takes nothing seriously and can withstand the mockery that would be thrown at him, ideally from the UK (accent is a necessity) and really ridiculously good-looking. Must also be willing to be dressed up as the Doctor for miscellaneous cosplaying purposes. First year photographer and a lover of good imagery, Greta has style, class, and probably loves herself more than anyone else ever could.