"Well, Martha Sliter, said, "Wearing a hat versus not wearing a hat is the difference between looking adequate and looking your best!"
"I don't care what you or Martha Sliter Wrists says. P. J. O'Rourke said, "A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." And you look light years beyond stupid, stupid!"
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