So, from the bottom, we chose murdered out all black Tevas. Like river walking, you’ll want to wear a shoe that won’t get sucked off by wet mud or weaponized by a hysterical mother of three suffering from some combo of exhaustion and postpartum. From there we have nylon Prada Sport pants. The idea being, good in all weather, slippery if we need to dive for something and reinforced seams if a fight breaks out. From there we have on a Cos hooded anorak. That’s just smart storage; it’s got loads of pockets. Over that is a Dior Homme blazer, the additional black helps us move like ninjas when need be. The bag is a crossbody Givenchy large Pandora. As any Black Friday veteran knows, you need to look at these huge box stores like a Parkour course. No rules, no laws all animal. A big sturdy crossbody is essential. The eyeglasses are superfluous, and we should have gotten Jai Alai goggles, but these are dead chic and by Persol.