For the above we wanted to go part nerd, part candy striper. Candy stripers apparently were teenaged girls who volunteered in hospitals; we learned this in American Horror Story- Freakshow. However, they are often portrayed as slutty and god knows how many porno films are based on these jailbait sweethearts. Fussie and I are in Sleepy Jones boxer shorts, an EZRO shirt reading from the BUTT book available here.
Check out the full tale here: mrfussie.com/2016/06/eyeworks-see-fine-print/