One day, I was feeling kinda at an all time low. So I did what I always do, I asked for someone to tell me a story. I had asked my boyfriend, but he denied. Anyway, I then asked my friend, and he told me this one (before you read, understand that everyone in this story is a male, regardless that cows are actually females, it is in fact a gay orientated love story):
"**Well once there was this cow, and he loved this cricket. And so he chased the cricket around and did everything he wanted him to. But he never told the cricket that he was in love with him. The cricket thought of the cow as a very close friend. So he asked the cow to help him ask a guy out for him.
The cricket wanted help asking out the camel, so he asked the cow. The cow was in a crunch. So the cow told the cricket that the camel said no, but he didnâ€™t really go to the camel. As the cow was mustering his bravery to ask the cricket, the cricket needed help again. Mister Cricket wanted help asking out the chicken this time.
But you see, the cow and the chicken were best friends. The cow was furious with envy, but he didnt want to hurt his poor cricket. So he let him down easy, lying about the chicken saying no. As Cow was comforting him on his second rejection Cricket got real lonely. Cricket just wanted someone nice to him. You see, Camel and Chicken were both big jerks. But Cow was by Cricket tilâ€™ the end. So cricket said, F-ck it! and asked out Cow. Third times a charm. <3 :] The end.**"