Like First World Problems, but for marriage.
“When you take the [decorative] pillows off the bed at night, take the smalls ones off first and put the big ones on top of the smalle ones because in the morning when someone makes the bed, the big ones go on first and the small last,” I said to him.
He did it wrong. We argued. Then kissed goodnight and went to bed. Obviously, things are okay and there’s not much to fight about right now.
*That’s not an invitation, btw, universe…*