During the two days I had home, my good friend Reggy asked me to look in on her plants.
That was her first mistake! Not only am I not an indoor plant green thumb (thank you so much for leaving such concise instructions!), but I’m likely to cause some mischief while in your house.
I won’t go through your underwear drawer, but I will take your precious babies and put them in compromising positions and send you photos. Check that out on Instagram.