“Congratulations,” she said.
“Oh, no we didn’t get married. Just a pretty dress,” he replied.
That’s what happens when you love white flowing and fancy dresses. You get mistaken for a bride. But ya know what? There are worse things. And I like to wear my pretty things in the woods, or mucking about foraging. That’s what boots are for.
So get out there, get fancy, and get dirty. Life’s too short for ugly clothes.