12 "Facts" - Which ones actually happened, and which ones didn't?
You might be me if... 1. You've seen a person smoke crack/cocaine and then suddenly vomit it out while sitting on a bench on Broadway. 2. Your photograph hangs in Sutton's of Chapel Hill, NC. 3. You had your gambling funds confiscated from the Texas Hold 'em table at the Trump Taj Mahal casino. 4. You might be me if you have dual citizenship between the U.S. and Germany. 5. You smoked a cigarette with Lewis Black in Forest Theatre on UNC's campus. 6. Your best friend is in this class. 7. You've made at Skype call to your significant other in Mozambique. 8. You've never crowd surfed but often fantasize about what that would be like. 9. Your car's name translates to "Little Red One of Shit." 10. You've crashed a 1963 Chevy Bel Air into a tractor. 11. Your nickname is the golden ratio. 12. A naughty gremlin follows you around and steals your keys and underwear.